Hello!

And welcome to very amusing, your one-stop shop for the story, secrets and shenanigans of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Carthly Wiesel, and I am back from Florida. I got back less than a week ago.

It still feels like, I don't know, like it was a year away.

I always feel like there's this really interesting Disney travel math specifically where,

okay, you know if you go on a plane, like you go east coast to west coast, like one way you fly and you lose so many hours.

And then you go back the other way and you, it's like no time has passed.

And it's like, wow, magic.

That's kind of how I feel about Disney because a regular Disney day feels like three regular

days anywhere else.

Truly one day at Disney World feels like three days of a beach vacation. Like, I mean, not exactly in terms of relaxing, because y'all know how it is.

But I mean in terms of like, you get so much done, you pack in so many memories into one day.

But now I'm realizing, I've always thought that, but there's something about coming back

where it kind of recoupes where I was in Disney World a handful of days ago, less than a week ago.

And yet it feels like it was months and months ago.

I don't know what that is.

What is that?

Maybe it's like the flying thing, like the stretch of time and the shrinking of time.

Either way, I was just in Disney World.

I was just in Disney World. I was just in Disney World, and I cannot wait to tell you all about it, because we did so much, even though it was just a four-night trip.

You know that I squeezed as much life as possible into that trip.

And we had a great time, a semi-chaotic time, which I'll tell you about.

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