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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Imposters, fakers and con artists -- oh my! To combat the widespread disinformation campaigns, this week's episode is holding everyone accountable. Millions are duped by Stephen Curry video, even though all the warning signs were there. Speaking of Curry, Illuminarmy general Amin Elhassan gets interrogated by his comrades about his presence at the Golden State Warriors loss thanks to a controversial Curry traveling violation before Tom identifies a new suspect of mayhem: referee John Goble. Lastly, it's time we teach the Illumination out there how to decode the latest Nike "news" in a fresh new Code Breakers segment that ensnares Third Eye Kai and Ja Morant. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirts - Hat 1 - Hat 2 Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:11.0	It's time to explore.
0:12.0	This is your opportunity to discover what's out there for you
0:15.0	and realise what you were made to do.
0:17.0	It's time to achieve, learn more,
0:20.0	realise your potential and become who you were made to be.
0:23.0	It's time to create, make new friendships,
0:26.0	discover new passions
0:28.0	and become the best version of you.
0:31.0	It's time to discover Oxford Brooks University.
0:34.0	Join us on an open day.
0:36.0	Visit OxfordBrooks.ac.uk to find out more.
0:41.0	Well, well, well.
0:43.0	Get the tanks out.
0:45.0	What did I say, guys, last week?
0:47.0	What did I say?
0:48.0	Feel proud of yourself, Tom?
0:49.0	No, I don't feel proud.
0:50.0	I don't want anyone to get injured.
0:51.0	I don't want anyone to lose games.
0:53.0	I don't wish hurt upon people, pain upon people.
0:57.0	But I just want to point out that our episode
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