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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Giles is heading to England to chat with those assholes at the Watchers Council and get some piping hot British T on Glory. Meanwhile, Buffy is doing her best to be strong through the “cornfed failure” of it all, and Xander is DONE being the Judge Judy of Anya and Willow’s relentless bickering.

Rewatch, listen & laugh as Willow gets on EVERYONE’S damn nerves, we’re relieved that we get THIS version of “Mopey Buffy,” and Alaina reveals a wild hidden talent! #vvoooomph!

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0:00.0	Join Wundery Plus in Apple Podcasts or The Wundery App to listen to the Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.5	They're fucking camo-edge and gun enthusiasts, America, rat!
0:24.0	Don't kink shame.
0:25.0	Honestly, she's taking a poop.
0:27.0	In a dumb fucking turtle neck.
0:29.0	A little after hour hanky-panky in the training room?
0:32.0	Nope. She should have looked at him. After our hanky-panky in the training room,
0:33.0	nope. She should have looked at him,
0:35.4	and she should have said,
0:36.8	suck my dick.
0:40.5	Like you don't need to be a vampire to be a purve.
0:43.0	Look right the fuck in front of you, bitch boy.
0:46.0	Give me a ride, asshole.
0:47.0	You don't even have a car.
0:49.0	Which is literally just a fucking yoga pant.
0:51.0	The fucking
0:53.0	underwear and shit is just weird and purvey.
0:55.0	She had to fight a fucking giant cockroach beast.
0:58.0	Yes.
0:59.0	The word glucking is a meso-phonia moment.
1:01.0	He's a piece of garbage cheater.
1:03.4	Your cornfed. He needs a vampire.
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