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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2024

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Welp...we have some good news and some bad news. The good news? Joyce's surgery was a HUGE success and she's dabbling in plastic dream hair! The bad news? Riley has reached his final “bitch-made form” and MAN, it's tough to watch!

Rewatch, listen & laugh as we talk about WHY Riley's fall from grace happened, we get pissed at the man for trying to brainwash us with early aught's misogyny, and a dramatic reenactment ends in “Rewatcher Gigglefest 2024!”

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0:00.0	Hey Prime members you can listen to the Re-Watcher Buffy the Vampire Slayer early and
0:06.1	add free on Amazon music download the app today.
0:11.6	Previously on Rewacher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.0	It's like a, it's a pie-shaped Lougie.
0:21.0	I'm a steak a bitch.
0:22.0	And I don't like that Don's eating it with her hands. He's just doing fuck shit.
0:26.0	It goes beyond hyper stimulation. It's hyper-stimulation.
0:29.4	What ankle sock wearing asshole did that to her?
0:33.0	Assal idiot dumb butt.
0:35.0	Assaulted by the nastiest glucking sounds you've ever fucking hurt.
0:39.0	It's like a fucking tableworm.
0:42.0	He's more of a cheat on your girlfriend while donating blood to local trashy ugly vampire women kind of guy.
0:47.0	It looks like a big constipated turn.
0:51.0	And this is a little bitch who knows that demons are in the world, vampires, all manner of nasty
0:57.3	ooobie boogies.
1:01.8	Oh my goodness. That fucking thing I had nightmares about that that fucking tape one. Demon.
1:10.0	I that it was a visceral like core memory in my brain that one scene of it on the
1:17.2	ceiling above Joyce I can see why it was horrific it really stayed around
1:21.3	forever I'm 38 this is really good in there. I'm 38. This is really good in there.
1:24.0	I also didn't get any answers this like coming episode that we're about to talk about Ben.
1:30.0	Yeah, what's going on with the
1:32.0	negative one-year-old intern.
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