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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

When the stuffy assholes from the Watchers Council descend upon Sunnydale, they choose violence, instead of working WITH the Scoobs to defeat Glory! They shut down the Magic Box, threaten to have Giles deported, and force Buffy and the Scoobs through hoops of fuckshit for the OPPORTUNITY to even LEARN some not-so-fun-facts about Glory!

Rewatch, listen & laugh as Giles breaks the AC in the Podlab, Alaina gets possessed by one of Ash’s spirits, and Buffy has one of the most iconique Brutal Buffy Banter moments!

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0:00.0	Hey Prime members, you can listen to the Re-Watcher Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	add free on Amazon Music, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.0	Dasha Spiky, I need one of my British men.
0:22.0	I will trump you at every fucking step of the way baby.
0:25.0	That shit could beat the onion thing all the hell so like let's go.
0:31.0	Bitch, it's donkey.
0:33.2	I liked your woof.
0:34.4	Boof, you fucking purves.
0:36.7	Skinny legend Versace Boots the House down.
0:39.5	It's one of those things that just like flosses your brain nice? That's a plastic wig right there.
0:45.2	Some filthy ass disgusting witches imprisoned him in a
0:48.4	fucking crystal for centuries. Keep the baby voice behind closed doors with your own loved one.
0:55.0	There's a world without shrimp.
0:56.4	It's just shitty that he eats babies.
0:58.1	It's just sweet little dawn.
0:59.5	Smells like shit.
1:00.8	I'm not hating on the voomf.
1:02.2	It's just remarkable that your face and mouth can do that.
1:09.0	Your boomf was nuts.
1:11.0	So your voom, whatever the fuck it was. That was crazy.
1:14.0	I don't know if I could do it. No, you just did I?
1:17.0	Yes.
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