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Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.5K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2023
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Lovett Or Leave It welcomes all the beautiful people to Los Angeles’s gorgeous Dynasty Typewriter theater, including Keep It’s own Oscars trivia star Louis Virtel. Jiavani sings a musical number for America’s catastrophic blunder, the GOP. Jonathan Braylock and Jerah Milligan sweep the spring cleaning categories. An old-timey villain (Jenny Yang) crosses their fingers for a televised trainwreck, and Lovett asks for the envelope, please, to celebrate the winners of this year’s first-annual Lovies.
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| 1:18.4 | She's a shame. The wonderful things are gone now. And you'll know who is to blame. |
| 1:24.1 | The GOP? The GOP? |
| 1:28.6 | When it is your goal just to be a troll, there is no Glee. |
| 1:33.6 | Fighting drag queens, you are no fun. Turn the blind eye to all the guns. |
| 1:38.4 | No legislation, just consolation, but GOP. |
| 1:43.3 | They chip away at a portion, but they hate parental leave. |
| 1:51.3 | They let form a make-up fortune, drug prices you can't believe. |
| 1:56.3 | They ignore the changing climate, but why not about lap-run meat? |
| 2:01.3 | I guess we'll see if they notice, when their voters die of heat on all the geography. |
| 2:08.3 | They fill uposterone, they can muster, just wait and see. |
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