If It Ain't Woke Don't Fix It
Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2023
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Lovett Or Leave It brings a stellar array of comedy’s best and brightest to the Dynasty Typewriter stage with a special stand up episode. Lovett and Emily Heller discuss dating strategies in this modern age of ours. Will Miles takes solace in Lifetime movies, while Ellington Wells shares the trials and tribulations of babysitting. Rob Haze takes on SCOTUS, and Cara Conners takes us camping. Ian Karmel reckons with the legacy of Kanye West, and we’ll be back next week with a classic Original Flavor Lovett Or Leave It, so enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Love it or leave it as brought to you by hint water, |
| 0:02.0 | looking for a beverage that tastes great, |
| 0:03.5 | but that's also good for you. |
| 0:04.8 | Hint is pure fruit and fused water, |
| 0:08.8 | with more than 25 flavors to choose from, |
| 0:10.8 | with classics like watermelon, blackberry, and pineapple, |
| 0:13.0 | as well as smash ups, like blueberry lemon, |
| 0:15.4 | and peach raspberry, they smash two different flavors. |
| 0:17.2 | You have to smash up. |
| 0:18.2 | I like that. |
| 0:19.1 | As well as cherry, crisp apple, and coconut. |
| 0:21.4 | You should all know that my two cojos here |
| 0:23.8 | are drinking hint water, as we speak, |
| 0:25.8 | as we are recording drinking a peach raspberry. |
| 0:27.9 | John, can you take a hint and get yourself one of these? |
| 0:29.8 | Wow, we're just waters. |
| 0:30.8 | Excellent. |
| 0:31.7 | He's drinking a blackberry. |
| 0:32.8 | I like the blackberry. |
| 0:33.6 | I like it. |
| 0:34.2 | I like it because I feel like the only flavored water |
| 0:37.2 | you normally get is sparkling. |
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