TRESemmé Wig

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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There's some ho ho hoe's in this here house! In our final episode of 2020, Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss Marie's mom turning into a crazy church lady and what we all want for Christmas this year. And remember, Adele is big honey. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever!
0:02.0	Dog!
0:04.0	Wow, this is the fourth time we've recorded this intro for this exact episode.
0:08.0	Hi guys!
0:10.0	Wow, the things that happened to us, the things, the things, the things.
0:15.0	I mean, we recorded a whole Christmas episode.
0:19.0	First of all, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza, Happy Hanukkah.
0:22.0	And if you don't believe in any of those holidays, is happy Kwanza, happy Hanukkah.
0:27.0	And if you don't believe in any of those holidays, you know, good for you too.
0:37.4	Shout out to Jehovah's Witnesses and them being anti-Hol pro not paying for gifts that you don't feel like paying for. I love that for you guys.
0:38.6	Anyway, you know, I'm not Jehovah's Witness, but I just, I hate the holidays, so, you know.
0:44.6	But why do you hate the holidays friend?
0:50.0	Because I'm not close with my family and it's the only time that I'm like damn I need some
0:55.5	trees I need some hot cocoa and also yeah I need my mom like the fucking only time, I hate it. You need your mom. Well, Sydney, you know, you can get like a surrogate mom, you know, you can, I feel like you, you got a lot of friends with cool moms.
1:13.6	I know I'm moms in Connecticut that can make you like a butternut squash
1:18.4	casserole. You got moms, Carolina's mom is in Queens. You have surrogates. Yeah, yeah, I hear you. I know I was so nice talking to your mom for
1:30.9	Thanksgiving. I saw her I talked to her like a couple days after Thanksgiving and that was sweet.
1:37.0	That was my spirits. Yeah, you get classic my mom. Yo, the my mom gets the more she's turning into a crazy
1:45.9	church lady and me and myemic is turning my mom into like, like a real crazy church lady.
2:03.3	What do you mean?
2:04.0	Talk to me.
2:04.5	Give us some examples.
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