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Travel Warning! The Women In Colombia Are Too Hot! Travel At Your Own Risk?!

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🗓️ 2 September 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Ladies, what’s the one country you will never let your spouse visit? And when you think about that place, what about it makes you not want your spouse to go? Is it the precautionary travel advisory? Or is it the women? Every year, Moe plans a trip out of the country with his friends. This year they’re going to Colombia. He invited all of them and they were all excited until Moe mentioned the location. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

the virtue. Cassie, I mean, take your situation right now with the kids and having, you know,

0:06.5

a toddler in a newborn and all that out of it. If Chad wanted to go on a vacation with

0:13.2

some of his dude friends, just them, right?

0:15.8

Well, let's make it like exactly the same. One dude friend.

0:20.0

Uh, okay, okay. He didn't want it to be one dude friend. No, that's what I'm literally

0:24.6

doing. Yeah. Okay. So if Chad wants to make a trip with a couple of guy friends and they

0:29.2

are going to New Orleans, would you sign off on that?

0:34.2

Hey, yeah, I don't need to sign off on it. He's an adult man. He's allowed to make vacations

0:39.3

and go on trips. Okay. If he told you, hey, I got a bunch of friends that are going to

0:43.9

Vegas for four days. How you feeling about me going? How you feeling?

0:46.6

Absolutely fine. Literally zero problems.

0:50.5

Okay. Um, Chad says to you, I got a couple of friends that are doing something real special.

0:55.0

They're going down to Columbia for seven days.

0:57.4

That's your line. I hear it's beautiful. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1:01.8

that way. Okay. Um, so I'm going down to Columbia, the country, the country for five,

1:07.8

six days of the bunch of my dude friends. You cool with that?

1:10.2

I mean, as long as it's politically stable and he's safe, yeah, I went to Mexico for a

1:15.1

week with our business manager, Amy, without him. Okay. And you, he wants to go to

1:20.3

Brazil for five days. Were you a DJ?

1:22.6

Nero? Five of his friends. I feel like this is a trap and I'm walking right into it.

1:28.0

I would, I would be fine with it. No, you didn't fall into the trap. Um, Kristen,

1:34.2

same for you? I do exact same answers as Cassie for all of these questions. If he wants

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