Next up, podcast station, all aboard?

It's Manners! Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife

host Teresa McElroy and this is Schmanners. It's extraordinary etiquette for

ordinary occasions you're listening to part two of our travel to partner.

Last week's episode was all about, uh-huh, what was it?

It was planes and boats, planes and boats.

Plains and boats. Plains and boats.

Plains and boats.

This week we're doing trains and automobiles.

Yes, trains includes elevated trains and subway trains.

That's true. So it was a lot more applicable than I actually thought

it was going to be when we said trains.

I accepted that to be like 10 seconds of train stuff.

So tell me, Theresa, where do you want to start?

You want to start with trains?

Let's start with trains and automobiles shared history.

What?

I know.

Well, when you think about it, they're really just like people movers and stuff movers and so

let's start way way way back 5,000 b cC.E. There were things called sledges, right? And the engine was the animal. So not quite like a sleigh, but like, it was kind of a thing on immovable leg rail things almost like a

sleigh but not quite like a sleigh. I don't know what it says about my grasp of history but

literally if you had said 5,000 years ago to the invention of the locomotive I

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