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It's Schmanners! Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife host Theresa McElroy and you're

listening to Schmanners. It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions.

This week we're talking about travel.

Travel part one.

This week is going to be all about boats and planes.

Next week will be all about trains and automobiles.

We kind of anticipated that the majority of what we were going to talk about was going to be planes.

Boats these days are mostly cruises, right?

Because nobody really takes a boat, a transatlantic boat ride. Usually you go on a plane for that.

Yeah. So it's more recreational boating.

Well, I think, and there's lots of people I read about and seen on the TV that take a boat,

a schooner, perhaps, maybe a yacht, on a sailing trip, but it's not really like,

but how do I deal with other passengers?

In that circumstance, you're like probably with your family or friends.

That's a very luxurious vacation.

Luxurious, that's a very good way to put it.

But planes, I would say that unless you have a phobia and you specifically

chosen never to do it, you've probably been on a plane at some point in your life.

Right, and I think that these two modes of transportation

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