Trash TV (w/ Patti Harrison)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Comedian Patti Harrison (Shrill, Search Party) joins Nicole to chat about 90 Day Fiancé, issues with casting in today's media, and advocates for the well-being of child actors. Plus, they discuss their love for the Fast & Furious franchise, Patti shares the details of her childhood Vin Diesel sex dream, and Nicole shepherds Patti into trash television.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me a Podcast Arena. |
| 0:27.5 | I'm gonna go buy her a try to figure out how I'm still single even though if you threw a glass bottle at my head I would still say |
| 0:37.5 | Yum yum yum yum yum I'm in love. |
| 0:39.5 | My guest you've seen her on shrill Bojack Horseman I think you should leave. |
| 0:45.5 | Hi maintenance search party broad city. |
| 0:48.5 | It is a petty Harrison. |
| 0:52.5 | Hi. |
| 0:53.5 | What do you do? |
| 0:55.5 | How are you? |
| 0:57.5 | I'm okay I'm fine. |
| 1:00.5 | Yeah, I'm feeling today's nice. |
| 1:04.5 | Yeah I guess I haven't had a coffee in a while and so I'm trying that again. |
| 1:15.5 | I quit it and then I started it and then I restarted it and then I quit it again. |
| 1:22.5 | So that's what I'm it's not as bad as the last time I quit drinking coffee I guess. |
| 1:27.5 | The withdrawal source. |
| 1:29.5 | Why did you quit drinking coffee? |
| 1:31.5 | Did you feel as if you were addicted? |
| 1:32.5 | Yeah, yeah I think so. |
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