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🗓️ 13 November 2020
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
0:27.0 | A podcast or a minicle buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single even if you took my head off my head when my hair wasn't done, jerked off right into it and put it right on my head, I would say, I love you! |
0:42.0 | They're getting worse and worse, my guest today. |
0:46.0 | Oh, you've seen them on Canada's Drag Race, and if you watch the whole dang thing, I'm gonna ruin it for you. |
0:54.0 | Oh, they beat the winner! |
0:56.0 | Also, they wore the hose of a show. |
1:02.0 | My window went away, and I can't believe I'm forgetting it. |
1:05.0 | Oh, wait, it's called the zone. |
1:08.0 | Mass, mass. |
1:10.0 | It's pre-a-go! |
1:14.0 | That's my name, don't wear it out still jerking off with my exes tears. |
1:20.0 | Oh no, is this recent? |
1:23.0 | I just got dumped yesterday! |
1:27.0 | Wow, won't you date me? |
1:30.0 | Wow, won't you date me? |
1:33.0 | Oh, baby! |
1:35.0 | Oh, baby! |
1:36.0 | Can you talk about that? |
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