Transylvania 6-5000 - Crotch Grabs, Socialized Medicine & a Hard Boiled Egg Guillotine

That Aged Well

That Aged Well Podcast

Performing Arts, Film Reviews, Arts, Tv & Film

4.8 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

It’s time for the grand finale of Spooky October 2021, so Paul and Erika are diving into 1995’s horror (?) comedy (??) Transylvania 6-5000! There’s a lot in this movie and not one lick of it makes any sense. From fake vampires to fake werewolves to (sadly) fake Gillmen, this film is one that we watched so you don’t have to. Grab some candy corn and enjoy!

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Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
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0:00.0	you know what I think about way too much?
0:03.5	Who is Banksy?
0:05.3	And then I think about like who would be the most amazing person to actually end up being Banksy?
0:12.9	Helen Mirren.
0:13.9	Helen Mirren.
0:14.3	No, because that you expect.
0:15.7	I'm thinking like, what if it was Rick Astley?
0:18.4	Like yacht rock icon Rick Astley.
0:21.0	Getting Rick rolled gets a whole new meaning. What if it was Rick Astley? Like, Yacht Rock icon Rick Astley. Getting Rick rolled gets a whole new meaning.
0:23.7	What if it's Monica Lewinsky?
0:25.4	Oh, that would be a good one.
0:30.0	What if it's AOC?
0:31.6	What if it's her?
0:32.5	What if it's AOC?
0:33.4	Although I think Ranksie has to be older than AOC at this point.
0:36.5	That's true.
0:37.1	It's true.
0:37.3	Like, what if it's Bonnie Tyler? That's it. Total eclipse of the heart, Bonnie Tyler. Holding out for a hero, Bonnie Tyler. Welsh songstress. Sean Trues. I believe her full name is Beneficent Tyler. A.k.a. Banksie. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha AKA Banksy Hey, I'm Paul
1:08.4	And I'm Erica
1:09.0	And this is that aged well
1:10.7	Yesterday's pop culture today.
1:12.8	Erica, we're at the grand finale of Spooky October.
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