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🗓️ 1 November 2021
⏱️ 90 minutes
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0:00.0 | I got one of those like extortion emails that's like we we have your sex tape. |
0:06.1 | Sure. |
0:06.9 | And we will publish it if you do not pay us. |
0:10.6 | And I can't remember the amount now. |
0:11.8 | It was like $10,000 or something. |
0:13.5 | Undervaluing your sex tape. |
0:17.1 | How dare you. |
0:18.0 | Don't they know how much money you make? |
0:19.7 | Do your research. |
0:20.5 | And I was, |
0:21.2 | and it like obviously written by like a bot because it's like, the English is all off. |
0:26.1 | Your sex tape is mine. Ha, ha, ha. But even though obviously I know all of this, I had this |
0:33.1 | like, this like, this like, lightning went through me that was like, they have my sex tape. |
0:54.2 | And then I was like, wait, I've never made a sex tape. I don't have the self-esteem for a sex tape. Like, what did they catch? And then I was trying to think of all the options of like, did I accidentally walk across my room naked in front of my open laptop? Have you ever, like, painted your toenails where your laptop could see? |
0:55.0 | Because feet are big. |
0:56.9 | Oh, yeah. |
0:58.6 | I can make some money on these toesies. |
1:01.4 | You have a very delicate, delicate little piggies. |
1:06.0 | Or, like, did I take my phone into the bathroom with me at some point? |
1:08.1 | Like, no one's going to pay money to see that. |
1:10.1 | Regardless, excited to watch. |
1:11.8 | Title of your sex tape. |
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