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Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our first summer 2022 transfer update show.

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Yes, stay tuned to this station for all the speculation about the sensations who are currently on vacation

but have the causation to choose a new location for their remuneration.

Coming up, we're talking Bail, Mani, Ppa, Levendovsky, and much, much more. Joining me to do so as a man who isn't a truck in the movie cars called Mata, he's a man who's known in Starbucks as Tater. Hello, Taylor Rockwell. Hey, buddy. That's solid work across the board from you. Well done, sir. I felt like I was in bare naked ladies for a second, there, Taylor.

I mean, if you'd begun with It's Ben, then we would have, like, fully, fully knocked that one out of the park. Yeah, yeah. That's one of those. Ben. There we go. There we go. Let's keep that going. Also here joining us, Taylor, is a man who loves transfer rumors almost as much as I do in,

I think he's relatively indifferent to them.

Joe Lowry, is that true?

I mean, trans rumors are fun.

It's probably the most fun part of soccer.

But I don't know if I am like their number one fan.

Either way, I am the number one fan of that introduction.

Every time you said another Asian, I thought that was going to be the last one.

And then there were like 87,000 more.

And then you brought in a Pixar reference.

Ryan, just top tier work.

Thank you very much, Joe.

I aim to please you and you alone.

Mission accomplished.

Rounding out our pack, Joseph is a man who's one-man rampage against how you pay for things in the USA continues unabated. Graham, Rutherland, hello. I think it's getting boring at this point. I'm going to stop. I think I'm going to leave our Slack chat alone and just let America pay for things in their weird and wonderful way. So, listen, if you follow Graham's socials,

and if you follow our Slack chat, which you almost certainly don't, you will know that Graham

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