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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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🗓️ 7 December 2018
⏱️ 2 minutes
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Summary
Is your beach too sandy? Water too wet? Ice too cold? More importantly, do you feel like yelling about it on the internet? We’re here to help. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet features dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by people who just need to have their voice heard. Episodes released every Wednesday.
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| 0:00.0 | The trans community has been under attack by right-wing politicians across the country, |
| 0:05.0 | but don't let their noisy stunts fool you. They're allowed wrong minority, |
| 0:09.7 | like people who put ketchup on their eggs in the morning, or people who blame flight attendants for the delay. |
| 0:16.1 | Okay. In reality, there's actually never been more support for gay trans and queer youth |
| 0:22.0 | than right now, and it's up to us to make that true today and every day. |
| 0:27.5 | That's why our friends at Votesave America, the political action arm of crooked media and podcasts |
| 0:33.2 | like Potsave America and Love It or Leave It, have created the fuck fans! Leave Quirkets alone fun! |
| 0:40.3 | Right. By the end of Pride Month, they're working to fundraise $50,000 to support organizations |
| 0:46.8 | on the ground in states that are banning care and targeting trans families. And these organizations |
| 0:53.6 | that we're going to support are the Transgender Law Center, the Trans Justice Funding Project, |
| 0:59.1 | and the Trans Youth Equality Foundation. To do your part, head to VotesaveAmerica.com, |
| 1:05.2 | slash fuck bands, to donate and help them hit their goal. Pacing off some of the GOP's |
| 1:10.5 | biggest creeps is just an added bonus, Divas. You know we love some philanthropy over here, |
| 1:16.6 | so make sure you go to VotesaveAmerica.com slash fuck bands. Yeah, fuck bands! |
| 1:26.1 | Hi, I'm Alex Sheifer. And I'm Christine Sheifer. And we're siblings who host the comedy podcast |
| 1:32.4 | Beech 2 Sandy, Water 2 Wet. On our show, we do dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by |
| 1:38.2 | real people with not-so-real problems. Whether it's a bar's no-throw-a-policy, a nude beach with |
| 1:44.1 | too much nudity or school psychologist-fascin sense reviewers complain about it all. |
| 1:49.2 | Each week we cover a new topic such as strip clubs in Vegas, ghost tours in New Orleans, |
| 1:54.0 | or DMVs in Phoenix. We know bleed delve into the cesspools of yelp, trip advisor, and other |
| 1:59.8 | review sites to find you the best of the worst. Check out Beech 2 Sandy, Water 2 Wet on Spotify, |
| 2:05.6 | Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
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