The following podcast contains explicit language.

You know, she's got this goofy friend named Elizabeth Warren.

She goes,

and Donald Trump is a terrible person.

She gets nothing done, nothing passed.

She's got a big mouth.

That's the best you could come up with.

Calling on Donald Trump for help is like,

if your house is on fire calling an arsonist.

Yes!

Hello, welcome to Trumpcast.

The show about Donald Trump,

the man who sees planes in the sky

and wonders aloud if they are Mexican fighter jets.

I am Leon Nefak, your guest host,

while Jacob Weissberg is on vacation.

Today we're going to talk about something

that I know very little about,

and that is trade policy.

Donald Trump and I are not so different

from each other in this regard, it turns out.

Luckily, I will have someone else

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