I do think my computer is about to blow up, so bear with me.

Hi, everybody.

She's a left-time beauty with big blue eyes. Sold out shows and sweet potato fries. Okay, I just got back from Santa Barbara. So Comosa-D-Sae bloated. We had the best time. Like a beautiful few days, went to Santa Barbara had the best weather,

beautiful hotel. Just Clyde was like living his best life. Did he walk up to Rick Caruso and slap his dog across the face? Sure did. In red cowboy boots? Sure did. So we're probably

blacklisted from the rosewood marimar

beach but we had a wonderful time up until about 14 minutes ago in today's installment of

reasons why i'm going to murder andrew i just got home from the market okay i feel like reset

rehabilitated reinvigorated, all of the things.

Okay?

Go to Gelson's Gill Shrip.

Gonna make a kind of copycat Freddy salad from Siddles, you know, health is wealth,

trying to just like trim up for tour.

We're going to get there in a second because your girl still got it okay still got it bitch um you know what I said earlier today to a friend

I was like and it did make me want to die and she was like don't ever speak to me again I said

I feel like I'm a podcaster's favorite podcaster and she she's like, what does that mean?

And I'm like, I don't know.

But it feels like nation sexy.

So I get home, I'm unloading the groceries, and I take a deep exhale.

You know, the monocito energy really like just infiltrated in my soul.

And I was feeling Megan Markle adjacent, you know, and I look out in the veranda

and I go, what a beautiful weekend, you know, I'm feeling hashtag blessed with love Jacqueline.

And then I look out at the backyard and everything's looking very wet, you know, and I've got a

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