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The Around the NFL podcast has lost faith in the Browns for good.

Welcome back to another edition of the Around the NFL podcast.

I'm your host today, Colleen Wolfe, and I'm joined by a room filled with heroes, Mark Sessler, Chris Wessling,

and Greg Rosenthal. What's up, gang?

Hey, Colleen.

It's weird. It is a little weird. It's not going to lie. We're going to throw it out there and be transparent. It's very weird. Not totally catchphrasey, but... No. Why do we need to start the show with a completely unnecessary, unmitigated shot at the Browns?

Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Did you organize that?

You're directing it in me right now. with a completely unnecessary, unmitigated shot at the Browns? Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Did you organize that?

You're directing it in me right now, and I don't, now I feel comfortable. You're now in charge of everything, Colleen. Good start, Colleen. Wow. You host now a couple times a year, at least in the office. I haven't in a while, though. I mean, it was much more of a negotiation this time with Colleen's agent.

Yeah.

Now that she hosts four shows on NFL network, she was a lot more costly. Yeah. But you guys came through. Yeah. Came out of our budget. And, you know, it was Greg's birthday yesterday and Wes's. Happy people dated birthday, guys. Had to deep six today's celebration for them to pay for Colleen. That's right. This is your present. It's me hosting. So enjoy it. I know. I know it was on your list. Celebration was. How about Wes? We should be celebrating that he's even here right now. He took a red eye from Hawaii last night to make it. I cannot believe that. To make it here, you were there celebrating your birthday with the paramour. Got in about 6 o'clock this morning to L.A. took about a three-hour nap. Good to go. And I saw the paramour this morning in the parking lot. And she said, she's like, I took two Benadryls on the plane and passed out. I mean, I can't even take a quarter of a Benadryl without passing out for hours on end. I have no idea how you're both here today. Is she currently on her edit desk editing stories? She is working in a different department today. Okay. Wow. That department. That's going to be a real treat for them. That's something else. All right. So do you guys have fun in Hawaii? We had a blast. It's so beautiful. It's just absolutely gorgeous. And we had, we were lucky one of the girls that she used to do gymnastics with lives there on LeHue. Le Huey, I guess is how it's Wait, one of the girls that Keisha did gymnastics with? I didn't even know Keisha did gymnastics. She did, yeah. While you were ice skating, she was gym... What? That's crazy! Yeah, so she lives there, and she was a great tour guide on Saturday. I think that's the key to most good trips. Find a local who knows the best spots to go to. And we did that for about nine or ten hours on Saturday.

It was a blast.

It's like if you want to know the bars in Culver City, you go with Mark. Yeah. Good job, Greg. That's what I did? What day was that Friday? Puritan over here on the corner. We did have a good time. We had a nice time with Tamposi and a few hours. We plowed through drinks. Yeah.

That's to say the least.

It was a great time by, happy belated birthday guys. We have a lot of news to get to, too, today. We have some fun news items. We're going to get some odds and ends in here because that's taken a little bit of an off time. It's been on vacation. So we're bringing it back. You get Colleen in the studio. We got to play the hits. That's right. For you, that's odds and

ends. Yeah. No, it's true. And then one trade we'd all like to see. So let's start up with some

news. What's up, Lindsay? This is the shortest four box ever constructed. And I mean that by

height on our air.

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