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🗓️ 29 March 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm a comedian, everyone. |
0:01.7 | My name's Whitney Cummings. |
0:02.6 | I'm on tour. |
0:03.8 | You can go to wittycom and get into a dogfight with my website. |
0:08.5 | And if you spend about 45 minutes on it, you might be able to get tickets. |
0:13.7 | I'd love to see you on tour. |
0:15.8 | Go get tickets. |
0:16.8 | It is an intelligence test in order to procure tickets to see a comedian these days. |
0:20.7 | I don't know why. But love to see you after in order to procure tickets to see a comedian these days. I don't know why. |
0:21.7 | But love to see you after you try to get tickets. |
0:25.1 | You'll need a laugh. |
0:26.5 | Bap, bap, bap. |
0:27.4 | Hey, Pat, did you hear about the new pyramid news, the hot this just in? |
0:32.5 | Can we just call it old news? |
0:34.4 | Like, this is from 5,000 years ago. So we have some old news. Tell us, Pat. |
0:40.3 | This one really snuck up on it. Oh, I'm sorry. You mean all of a sudden there's a city under |
0:44.4 | the pyramids right when the Epstein list didn't come out? Got it. Continue. Sonar discovers 600 |
0:51.0 | meter tall pillars deporting the pyramids and they think it's a city. |
0:56.4 | Okay, great. |
0:57.3 | Okay. |
0:57.7 | Anything to not talk about the Epstein list? |
1:00.7 | Fine. |
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