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🗓️ 5 April 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | First and foremost, I'm a stand-up comedian and I am on tour. |
0:03.4 | If you want to pay money to watch a woman talk with her clothes on, come see me do stand-up. |
0:11.2 | Okay? |
0:12.2 | I'm going to be in all the cities. |
0:13.9 | You know my tour dates, right, babe? |
0:15.5 | Rattle them off. |
0:17.0 | Yeah. |
0:18.2 | You're going to be in. |
0:21.6 | You're going to be in. You're going to be in. |
0:23.8 | Give me one second. |
0:24.9 | Pouple therapy with you. |
0:26.9 | You're going to be in. |
0:29.0 | New Orleans. |
0:29.8 | We added a bunch of dates. |
0:31.0 | New Orleans. |
0:32.0 | I just got back from Wisconsin. |
0:33.8 | Vegas in May. |
0:35.3 | I'm going to Spokane and Seattle next weekend. I think those are close to being sold out. |
0:39.4 | I'm coming to Virginia, Norfolk. I'm coming to Canada, Toronto, all the places. Whitney Cummings. |
0:44.1 | com. You know what to do. I am late to the game on Snow White. I know. I just wanted to wait to |
0:49.9 | see because you know how now, like, you'll be obsessed with some story and it's all over your |
0:55.3 | algorithm and then you'll bring it up to someone else and they'll be like, what are you talking |
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