Have a seat on your porcelain throne.

It's time to talk some shit on the Powell movement.

Welcome to the Powell movement.

I'm your host Mike Powell, and man, I don't know where to start this week with the podcast.

Actually, it's easy.

I'm going to start with our idiot and chief, the smartest business and war strategy man in the history of the world.

He posted a picture of himself as Jesus today.

Like, as in Jesus fucking Christ.

I saw that shit and immediately I thought, what an absolute fucking moron. He's going to piss off the last of the people who like him.

But then he does what he always does and he tells another lie. If you believe the Ayatollah of America when he says he was a doctor in that photo, you're stupid.

While it's not that nice of me to call people I don't know stupid, you're not only stupid, but you're worse than that. You're the problem with this country. If you believe corrupt government's telling you, if you believe everything that the corrupt government is telling you, please don't have children. They most likely will be as dumb or dumber than you. And to all of the people out there with barely a high school education, who seem to be all about our red hat and orange-faced leader, I understand that you're stupid. You have no education. And that means that if you're my friends, these days I see your true colors. And I talk about you and I laugh about you behind your back. But I've done that forever because I've always known you're dumb. I'm saying I, but I mean we, because I'm talking about the collective we, but I'm doing that in the first person, because this is my personal opinion. And shit, a lot of us have dumb friends. That's part of life. But it's the smart folks and our smart friends that are the real disappointment. I know smart people that back our fat fuck of a president. They vote with and for their money, and while they try to act like they're nice people who care, they don't give a shit about anyone but themselves and their finances, even if they are your friends. So your health care and your well-being, they may say they care about it, but they vote in a different way because they don't care about you. They care about their wallet. And a lot of these folks out there claim to be religious too. And to each his own, I'm not going to shit on anyone's religion.

I don't pray because I don't believe in God. And if I did, I would pray for our dude who stole the

election to stop breathing. And you know my story. I've lived with death recently. And it's terrible

to go through. But you know what?

When that piece of shit dies, and it can't happen soon enough, but when he dies, I doubt

there are going to be any of the real tears that happened in my household.

Because no one cares about our pedophile president as a person because he's the definition

of what a piece of shit human is.

He lies, he's racist, he's sexist,

he touches women whenever he wants, wherever he wants, and who knows what he's done to little

girls? What a fucking scumbag. I'm sure his family doesn't really care for him that much either,

and that's why I don't think there's going to be a ton of tears when he passes away, and if it

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