Toxic Friendships | Reading Reddit Stories
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4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Have you ever had a toxic friendship like these?
0:00-1:32 Intro
1:33-10:27 My friend is being used https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/122spuy/im_totally_not_jealous_that_my_friend_got_asked/
10:28-19:59 My kid broke their TV https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/12y35dq/aita_for_not_helping_my_friend_upgrade_her_tv/
20:00-34:48 Not going to my twin's birthday party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/132rpi2/wibta_for_not_attending_my_twin_brothers_surprise/
34:49-42:40 Asked my friend to delete a pic off his phone https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/12wnjjg/aita_for_wanting_my_friend_to_delete_a_picture/
42:41-53:09 I helped my friend get a job https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/12z3e40/aita_for_helping_my_friend_get_a_job/
53:10-59:13 I made nude deepfakes of my friends https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/12y1qfs/aita_for_playing_around_with_deepfake_nude/
59:14-1:08:59 I went on vacay with my friend's dad https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/sgkhmx/i_accidentally_hopped_on_my_besties_dads_dick/
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to more absolutely wild Reddit stories. |
| 0:04.0 | Back with us today is Jackie Uwey. |
| 0:07.0 | And first time here, Keith Leek. |
| 0:12.0 | I just feel gang signs. |
| 0:14.0 | Keith, do you ever go on Reddit? Are you a Redditor at all? A Redditor? That's what it's called? |
| 0:23.6 | Reddit, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:24.6 | Obviously not. |
| 0:25.6 | Okay. |
| 0:26.6 | That's a Redditor, that's really good. |
| 0:27.6 | Yeah, yeah, no. I think you would like some of it, but hate most of it. |
| 0:32.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.6 | So we pulled a bunch of stuff that I think you'll like. |
| 0:36.6 | Yeah, I love to hate. Jackie, do you go on Reddit? I do. Yeah? I don't ever post, but I... You're a lurker? I'm a lurker. What can you, are you willing to say like your favorite subreddits? So my top ones are like the Bikini Bottom Reddit. Okay, that's good one. This bunch of me? What the hell is this? I'm on the general Real Housewives reddits. I'd just be lurking there and then I go city by city sometimes and I'm like, ah, I'm not that far along, I kind of pull back. I pop into the Smosh Reddit. We got a Reddit? Smosh does have a Reddit. Smosh does have a Reddit. So most of this stuff that we pulled today is from places like, am I the asshole or relationship advice? These are like stories that people write anonymously to see like, hey, am I crazy in this situation? Is my friend being a jerk? Am I being a jerk? And they get weird. So buckle up. All right. Is there a seat belt? No. Okay. No, you're on your own. Okay. Here we go. Here's our first story. This comes from relationship advice. So this is a 27-year-old woman. Okay. She says, how to tell my friend, who's a 26-year-old woman, she's being used by a guy who's 26 to make me jealous. |
| 1:48.0 | I don't want my friend dating this guy that has a crush on me. |
| 1:51.0 | Should I tell her to not pursue anything with him? |
| 1:54.0 | There's this guy, let's call him Mike. |
| 1:57.0 | I know through a mutual friend who occasionally comes out with us. |
| 2:00.0 | In this particular |
| 2:01.4 | friend group, there's five of us and six when Mike comes. Mike just moved to our state where we live |
| 2:06.7 | about six months ago. He immediately took a liking to me, but he's not my type. I haven't even given |
| 2:12.0 | him my number and we'll let him know we're not compatible. He isn't weird about it. After I |
| 2:17.1 | curve him, he will go to do |
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