Secondhand Cringe | Reading Reddit Stories
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Reddit is full of embarrassing stories.
0:00-0:40 Intro
0:41-8:51 I didn't look before I sat down https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ag7xhm/tifu_by_not_looking_before_i_sat_down/
8:52-17:48 I didn't tell him that she's a lesbian https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/13809h2/aita_for_not_warning_my_classmate_that_my_friend/
17:49-30:41 I hooked up with my professor's daughter https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1379pge/tifu_by_hooking_up_with_professors_daughter/
30:42-41:20 I took a vacation from my husband https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/142zosc/aita_for_leaving_my_husband_at_home_while_i_spend/
41:22-49:44 I donated way more than I wanted https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/13smbtl/tifu_by_donating_15041_to_a_poor_community_in/
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50:43-56:48 MOH making jokes about a threesome with the couple https://www.reddit.com/r/weddingshaming/comments/12v6qwb/maid_of_honor_keeps_making_jokes_about_a/
56:49-1:02:22 I thought she was complimenting my asshole... https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/i8c8hy/tifu_by_thinking_my_laser_hair_removal_nurse_was/
1:02:23-1:06:02 I just complimented her skirt https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/dw3c6b/tifu_by_complimenting_a_girls_skirt/
1:06:03-1:14:30 I pretended not to know what a potato is https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to more Reddit stories. These ones will absolutely make you cringe. We have collected some good ones today. So buckle up. And our guest today are Amanda and Arasha. |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, hey, hey, hey. |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah. You're so welcome. |
| 0:16.0 | It is our honor. |
| 0:19.0 | You've both been here before. |
| 0:22.1 | You know how it is. |
| 0:22.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.6 | So I would say the general theme right now for these is embarrassing. |
| 0:28.3 | These are embarrassing stories. |
| 0:29.9 | Now most Reddit stories are embarrassing. |
| 0:31.9 | These ones are really embarrassing. I get such bad secondhand embarrassment too. |
| 0:34.9 | Me too. |
| 0:35.6 | Oh my God, I get so cringy. |
| 0:37.1 | Okay. |
| 0:38.1 | So here's our first story. This comes from a subreddit called today I fucked up this is where people |
| 0:43.0 | confess about how it's like I just screwed up and I can't tell anyone I'm close |
| 0:48.0 | to so I'm gonna tell the internet anonymously great so it's a bunch of just |
| 0:52.9 | bummer stories okay here we go. Today I |
| 0:57.0 | fucked up by not looking before I sat down. Floor 8 of the place of my employment inside the |
| 1:05.2 | men's shitter. I'm sitting there doing my sit down business because the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. I've just finished the dirty work and I'm about there doing my sit-down business because the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. |
| 1:12.6 | I've just finished the dirty work and I'm about to perform my ablutions, which is I suppose |
| 1:16.6 | cleaning yourself, but I delay it because it's a paid to shit thing, dicking around on Reddit a bit. |
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