Tough as nails

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz discovers you can get ice cream delivered, gets his prescription updates on Instagram, explains why he likes bar shows, and why he wants to get an office above a funeral home.

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0:00.0	What's up, you bad motherfuckers?
0:03.0	How you do about?
0:05.0	It's a beautiful Monday, Tuesday, whatever.
0:10.0	Everybody's looking good looking healthy.
0:13.2	What's up, Lee?
0:14.6	I'm doing good, but I'm already high.
0:16.6	You always have me too.
0:18.6	What do you think?
0:20.6	Special me too there, Baklav our breath and I got it.
0:23.0	We can use the fucking, the check-in tonight.
0:27.0	Checker, look at this.
0:28.0	This is the spray I was telling you about.
0:30.0	Oh, shit, look at it. Oh, shit, look at it. Oh, uh...
0:34.0	How many milligrams is it per squirt or whatever.
0:40.0	It don't matter. I mean, it doesn't matter. I don't know what to himself.
0:44.0	Jesus.
0:47.0	Beautiful.
0:48.0	I love, I love like just the idea of you walking down this brief, like, like you're a little
0:52.1	spraying for people, I'm telling you, people I've known. down this brief like like you're a little spraying but not a cop?
0:53.7	I'm telling you people I have no idea.
0:55.9	You can spray them in their eyes,
0:57.4	they could spray it in their ears.
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