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The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Check In, Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt question if Lee is ready to move to New York, why Joey loves when audience members get upset, and why pushing the envelope in comedy is so important. Plus much, much, more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	Let me shut this phone off before these people start texting me
0:08.0	with stupid fucking things, you know.
0:11.0	Do you think people mess with you and text you on purpose?
0:13.7	No, they just you know decide to get like my brother call me a 15 minutes to ask me
0:20.2	if I bet the Mets tonight I don't know where you know like I called the Mets tonight. I don't know where, you know. I called him and asked him for a fucking fake.
0:28.0	He does it every night at like 730? No, but he does it, what I don't need him to call.
0:36.7	I got those people that call you and they don't need to call.
0:39.2	Not right now. I feel like that's almost everybody for you.
0:45.0	Me, Me, Me, Me, Me.
0:47.0	What's happening beautiful people?
0:49.0	Good to see you buddy.
0:51.0	Doing well, buddy.
0:52.0	Good to see you,
0:53.2	it's over, the summer is over.
0:56.3	You know, I hate to be the fucking bearer bad fucking news, you know?
1:00.5	Like people are jumping out out there, oh my God, I can't wait to drink wine.
1:04.0	Listen, motherfucker, it's time to roll up your sleeves.
1:08.0	They're already putting Halloween shit out already.
1:11.0	Go to CBS, there's jackalantons fucking club. Yeah, then life is moving along and
1:17.8	you're still living in a Mickalope commercial.
1:20.3	Another jack, it's all over.
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