Touched

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

With Buffy freshly voted off of Slayer Island, the remaining residents of the Summers Residence deal with pure MAYHEM! Kennedy wants to KILL SHIT NOW, and is NOT living a life where she's accepting of Faith's assertion of power. They scramble to come up with their OWN plan, recycling information that Buffy LITERALLY told them last episode.. just a different venue.

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0:00.0	Previously on the rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:04.5	He's not attractive because his man banged take me the fuck out.
0:10.1	It was a time.
0:10.8	His hair leaves everything to be desired.
0:14.4	I don't care what time it is.
0:16.5	I don't care if it's 3 o'clock, if it's 1994, if it's BC, A, D, bangs on men are no good. Some scenes, she would have her complete normal voice, and then she'd be like, ah. She would just come on the screen and go, uh. And I was like, whoa, that's weird. Yeah, that was weird. Why are you in the grudge right now, Sarah? That doesn't happen for another 10 years, dude. I was going to say that's in the future for you, Ben.
0:39.7	We know who the most thin air is.
0:41.7	We know who the foost of this place is, baby.
0:44.7	Ash is the foost of the palm.
0:46.6	She's the foost of this palm back.
0:48.2	And don't you forget it.
0:51.5	She punched me in the face.
0:52.8	It was awesome.
0:58.6	My eye, I'm not. She punched me in the face. It was awesome. That's a cat.
1:01.2	Like literally, during the last scene of this fucking episode, I'm just like,
1:10.6	I don't know.
1:12.6	What?
1:13.3	I still don't understand.
1:16.2	Because I'm exasperated with life.
1:18.4	I get it.
1:19.1	I get it.
1:19.6	I too have a whole dog, dump.
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