Empty Places

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

After the ABSOLUTE SHITSTORM of last week, Buffy is having issues dealing with the consequences of her decisions- and EVERYONE is feeling a certain way about it. The First's moves on the chessboard in Sunnydale set the stage for one of the most ridiculous moments of the show!

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0:00.0	Previously on, the rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:05.5	Cordelia's having angels grandchild?
0:09.9	He's going to be a papa?
0:14.8	He's going to be a pawpaw?
0:17.6	And you know what?
0:18.3	All I can think of is So That Dirty Song by fucking Christina Aguilera.
0:22.6	Oh, that's immediately what I thought.
0:24.6	Too dirty to clean my hectop.
0:26.6	No Shannon there.
0:27.6	She's like, she said, gonna get dirty.
0:31.6	She introduces herself as Shannon and Caleb asks why those freaky hos were after her
0:39.2	It'll be a minute he has a leg cramp
0:41.2	He mispronounced giant direction
0:42.6	Yeah it's hard
0:43.4	It's a common mistake
0:46.4	I know
0:46.9	Those freaky hose
0:51.1	She needs to be stopped
0:53.0	She's like I just want to use this giant so freaky hos. She needs to be stopped.
0:59.5	She's like, I just want to use this giant sword to inflict pain.
1:00.4	I'm like, okay.
1:01.8	Stop, Kennedy.
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