TOTALLY EXTRA: Turtle Soup Trauma, Stinky Lunches & Banana Confessions
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Totally Extra: Dads traumatising daughters for a good story, "good" babies, there’s petty workplace revenge against a sexist colleague with a stinking lunch, group sex toy usage, a period cup in a hotel confession and some extremely creative things being shoved up vaginas as a teenager.
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bans and general explicit content. |
| 0:12.0 | But you know you love it. |
| 0:14.1 | It's a controversial segment. |
| 0:15.7 | We love it. |
| 0:16.3 | Some of you don't. |
| 0:17.5 | I've never stuck a banana up my phone. |
| 0:19.5 | No, I haven't. |
| 0:20.8 | I said a solid ten. |
| 0:22.7 | Oh, no, bames. |
| 0:24.7 | Oh, God, I did not need to hear that. |
| 0:28.0 | Ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:34.6 | This is Thursday. |
| 0:38.6 | Hi, guys. |
| 0:40.0 | Luana Toti Extra. |
| 0:41.8 | I'm Lou. |
| 0:42.4 | She's Anna. |
| 0:43.3 | Together we make Luana. |
| 0:44.5 | We are. |
| 0:45.3 | As most. |
| 0:47.4 | And every Thursday, we of course bring you that little extra sparkle, extra rants, extra chat, extra confessions. |
| 0:54.1 | This is an app all about you. If you are watching on YouTube, hello, please subscribe now. If you're not watching on YouTube and you're listening on your favourite podcast platform, please give us a follow. That's about it really. Yeah, we've done all with All right. Well done. I was just thinking. Housekeeping. |
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