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LuAnna: The Podcast

TOTALLY EXTRA: Natures D*** Pics, Sex with your Ex's Cousin & a Cabinet full of the "Nation's Secrets"

LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

News Commentary, News, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.810.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: A bunch of your Christmas shit gifts including a penis themed calendar, some plug covers and a doorstop, a mansplanation of pockets in pyjamas, help for a lady whose partner doesn't like holidays, a special cabinet you need to have signed the Secrets Act to open, and two tales of revenge shagging.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Marks and Spencer.

0:04.5

Right, babes, did you know Eminest does all the big beauty brands now?

0:08.7

Surely we've established that I know everything?

0:10.8

Is that because you're nosy?

0:12.9

Rude, but yes.

0:14.4

Well, they've got Este Lauda, Clinique Benefit, Caloire, which is one of my fav hair brands, babes. Nux, it's like a roll call of all of my

0:24.7

favourite brands. This could be dangerously convenient, Lou. I mean, you can grab dinner for tonight,

0:29.0

pick up a top that you don't actually need, but obviously you can't resist, and now a new

0:33.0

eye shadow to go with it. Orra muskara was grabbing yet another bag of delicious Percy pigs.

0:39.6

They're for kids, honest.

0:41.2

M&S Beauty has had the biggest glow up with so many more amazing brands to choose from.

0:47.0

So guys, next time you're scrolling or skipping past an M&S, sneak a peek at the beauty section.

0:53.5

Just don't lose track of time. Shop all your favourite beauty brands online on the M&S, sneak a peek at the beauty section. Just don't lose track of time.

0:54.9

Shop all your favourite beauty brands online on the M&S Sparks app or at your local M&S store.

1:01.1

At TFL, we're opening up more of London for everyone with step-free access.

1:05.9

We're continuing to improve accessibility at many of our stations,

1:09.0

and now over 200 stations and counting have step-free access,

1:13.6

including the entire Elizabeth Line, DLR and all tram stops.

1:17.7

That is how we're making the greener way to travel more accessible to all.

1:22.2

Such TFL improvement plan, to the Mayor of London and TFL, every journey matters.

1:30.4

Greener than total estimated petrol and diesel car emissions.

1:43.1

This is a Global Player Original podcast. Be warned, it's Luanna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bans, and general explicit content.

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