'I grabbed an old man's b******s!'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 10.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: We're slap bang into a new year with the same old Luannimo. Lu's in Dubes and has a new puppy, Anna's in la chapelle and grabbed a man's ball bag on the rapids in Centerparcs and Imo's gone all high brow on us and is now into cryptic crosswords. See? New Year, Old Us.
Plus, the Kardashians Kontroversial Kristmas, chaos in Subway, advice for a mum with red flags flying around her daughter's boyfriend, a cruise hook up with a twist and an interesting period related would you rather.
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| 0:00.0 | Right, who's all in for Cancer Research UK's Race for Life? |
| 0:03.8 | Sunday leaguers, dog lovers, bait clubbers, bangor dancers, baby ravers, potters. |
| 0:11.8 | Whether you walk it, jog it or run it, go all in against cancer. |
| 0:17.3 | All in to help fund life-saving research. |
| 0:20.6 | Sign up now and save 30% off entry to your local 3K, 5K, 10K or pretty muddy event. |
| 0:25.6 | Search race for life. |
| 0:27.1 | Discount ends January 31st, 2026. |
| 0:29.1 | TISNC supply. |
| 0:30.0 | At TFL, we're making tube journeys faster in the future, |
| 0:33.7 | with signalling improvements underway on the Circle District, Hammersmith and City and Metropolitan Lines. |
| 0:39.7 | And there's also the Elizabeth Line already giving you fast journeys across central London. |
| 0:44.5 | That is how we're making the greener way to travel brighter for everyone. |
| 0:48.7 | Such TFL improvement plan. |
| 0:50.7 | To the Mayor of London and TFL, every journey matters. |
| 0:54.4 | Elizabeth Line is fast compared to other TFL modes, greener than total estimated petrol |
| 0:58.7 | and diesel car emissions. |
| 1:02.1 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:05.6 | Be warned, it's Luanna and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, |
| 1:10.4 | and general explicit content. |
| 1:12.1 | But you know you love it. |
| 1:14.6 | Good morrow. |
| 1:16.3 | Happy New Year. |
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