TOTALLY EXTRA: Banging a Donkey, A Glass Cola Bottle Accident & Eating Nana
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: a gorgeous first-kiss love story 20 years in the making, nail varnish in someone’s nachos, another bin story involving a £500 dress, banging a donkey and an absolutely unhinged confession about accidentally eating Nana’s ashes.
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| 0:04.0 | Hi, I'm Liam. |
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