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LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The girls reminisce about the feral glory days of clubbing, a family lunch descends into diarrhoea songs, there's a fake birthday for Enzo, a near A&E trip after a trip to the park, and a friend's terrifying cancer diagnosis turns out to be not quite so.
Plus, Gen Z boys are worryingly getting more traditional about gender roles, a miracle baby is born from a transplanted womb, and the Weirdo of the Week contenders include a sentimental birth blood splatter and a woman who tidies her house in case she gets murdered.
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Prezzo Italian. |
| 0:03.7 | There are so many things to think about when you go out for a meal with the family. |
| 0:07.5 | Will everyone get something they like? Is the food nutritious? |
| 0:10.3 | And why am I always the head of entertainment at the table? |
| 0:13.1 | Well, we say me la grazie to Prezzo Italian for their Kids Club subscription. |
| 0:18.7 | It makes family dining a lot more joyful. |
| 0:21.5 | Hooray! All you have to do is pay just $1.99 a month and you get up to three kids who can |
| 0:28.4 | enjoy a free three-course meal with one full-price adult main. Now you can choose some loads of |
| 0:33.8 | amazing Prezo favorites from the kids menu, feel good food like rainbow pasta that's got hidden veg. Oh Prezzo, you're so sneaky. The kids also get 3D glasses and games |
| 0:44.3 | to keep them entertained because happy kids definitely means a calmer table. But the best bit, |
| 0:49.4 | this offer is available all day, every day. The Prezzo Italian Kids Club subscription is available exclusively on |
| 0:56.0 | the Club Prezzo app. So, download the app today. Standard Kids menu only, pause or cancel anytime, |
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| 1:39.2 | Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rant, bans and general explicit content, but you know you love it. |
| 1:46.7 | Hello, we're welcome to Laura. |
| 1:47.9 | Hello! |
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