Total Eclipse of the Dussy

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it! The eclipse NextDoor on the eclipse We got some sweetie pie emails Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya The Dune popcorn buckets Men being disgusting Illegal advice from Bryan Someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises A gross theater experience Swingin’ Richards Saluting! Bryan initiates a very unofficial typing test Do Bryan & Krissy know about actual typing tests where you don't count the words yourself? Bryan fights a possum LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	See, to y'all, I only appear to be riding a bicycle.
0:04.9	But to me, I'm putting miles between me and a dirty bitch.
0:13.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:16.8	Yeah, I'm so glad we get to do all of our masturbating at home now.
0:20.3	Yeah, the private. The internet has brought us privacy. I can do it wherever I want, whatever I want. I mean, well, not here, but not at this household. But there is six to seven seconds a day when you get privacy. So if you're quick about it, you can figure it out. I'm just going to be like, hey, hon, I'm going to go fill up my dune popcorn bucket. I'll
0:37.7	be right back. Me and Ducey are going to go in the bathroom for a few minutes. Leave me alone.
0:44.5	I just want to be with my dune toy.
0:49.4	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:57.1	Oh, yeah, Katz and Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:00.3	I'm Brian.
1:01.2	This is the beautiful co-host of this damn show.
1:03.5	Chris and Joy, only best to you, Chris.
1:05.4	Bestie Ryan.
1:06.5	Fuck around and find out.
1:07.8	Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:09.9	How the hell are you?
1:10.6	Thanks for joining us.
1:12.5	Woo. You know, I know this is going to be, this will be like out. We're going to air this.
1:17.6	Maybe a week after it actually happened, maybe even longer. But the eclipse was just recently.
1:23.2	Yeah. Yeah. And that got me all excited.
1:25.1	The eclipse mania. Yes. The same way, helping my son's homework gets me excited.
1:31.2	I don't care.
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