The Wrinkle Tinkle

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

You want to see Bryan's old body? Subscribe to our Friendly Fans Only (no creeps)! It's the only way we make any money. Soaking Soak it, don’t poke it! The prostate Bryan wants to get catfished He’s a super-soaker Friendly Fans Only A 27 year old has his first kiss Everything “butt” Never kissing a man We don’t think he is prepared for this They’re not in the same league He was too stunned The listerine strips are a bit much Poor bastard LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	That's unfortunate that you've never eaten one ass.
0:03.0	Not on purpose.
0:04.0	I'm going to be vulnerable for a second.
0:07.0	I have a thing called inverse psoriasis, which is I get psoriasis in the cracks of my body.
0:13.0	So my butt crack is actually, it's like flaky, like dandruff on the head, but in my asshole crack.
0:22.3	So if someone were to just go chomping down on my ass, they would just get skin flakes,
0:26.0	like sprinkles right down their throat, and it's not pleasant.
0:29.9	Get a pet egg.
0:31.3	You want me to pumice down my asshole?
0:37.3	On this episode of the commercial break if anybody was looking for this old ass body i would be on there in a heartbeat
0:44.5	there's something for everybody is something well i yeah but i don't i'm not going to get into the
0:48.7	hundreds of thousands i'm going to have like 10 really horny women and four extremely horny dudes in their mid-60s that are going to be like,
0:57.1	show me that wrinkly cock again.
1:00.3	I want a wrinkle tinkle.
1:01.9	Show me your wrinkle tinkle.
1:05.3	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:13.2	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:16.4	I'm Brian Green.
1:17.2	This is my dear friend and the co-host of this crazy show.
1:20.2	Chris and Joy Haudley.
1:21.5	Best to you, Chrissy.
1:22.7	Best to you, Chrisie.
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