Tortured By Your Kids w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep.690

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Pull those jeans up because Tim and Kristin are back in the Mommy Dome and they still refuse to use wash cloths. Christina can read Tom's body better than Tom as we get into brown talk, we open the show with a cool opening clip, and the mommies share their contempt for people who drink as a hobby. Christina proposes some Would You Rathers and they discuss the stinkiest people in their lives. We then welcome standup comedian and podcaster Tom Papa! Check out his new special "What a Day" on Netflix! They talk about growing up, freak athletic strength, head shots and working as a comedian. The Mommies and Papa trade stories about their kids, quality gift giving, don't save things for special occasions, and we see Christina's latest curation of TikToks featuring snakes, piercings, and PCOS.

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0:00.0	You don't even see the snake at first.
0:01.3	You just see, oh, look at all these little chicks.
0:03.4	That's so, oh my God.
0:05.4	Yeah.
0:06.4	Why is his mouth open?
0:07.7	And then you go, I hope this doesn't happen on this video.
0:10.7	There's no way that she's showing us this is there.
0:15.2	I just hope people are flagging Christina's psychopathy
0:18.5	as much as they are pointing at mine.
0:21.0	Guys, follow my curations at the Christina P on Instagram.
0:24.8	I am, put them in my stories.
0:27.3	Welcome, welcome, to your mom's house.
0:38.2	This episode of your mom's house is brought to you by Sotva.
0:42.2	We are huge fans of Sotva.
0:44.6	Why?
0:45.2	Because we've been sleeping on a Sotva mattress for over a decade.
0:48.9	We have tried them all.
0:51.2	The luxury firm mattress.
0:52.8	We've tried the memory foam mattress from Lumen Leaf.
0:55.8	They're lying. If you're into memory foam,
0:58.0	that is the one for you.
0:59.0	One thing I'll tell you about memory foam,
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