Our New Favorite Clip | Your Mom's House Ep.689

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

BINGHOW!! This week, Todd and Christine discuss why they’re nice to unattractive people, the origins of some famous idioms, the celebrities who have gotten the worst plastic surgery, the woman who shot a homeless man who asked her to move her Porsche, and participate in some good old fashioned brown talk. They watch clips of a confrontation in a Starbucks, a woman explaining her face tattoos, Glendale Gary getting arrested, a handful of drunk Cool Guys, a tattooed Charo, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	I got my large drink and I got that.
0:02.0	You would out of there, not while I wait.
0:04.0	He sounds like a looney tunes character.
0:06.6	Me ham. Me ham.
0:09.6	That was a drunk eye sounds. Me ham.
0:11.8	We did it.
0:12.8	Yes, I did it.
0:14.0	Pretty cool.
0:15.0	Me ham.
0:15.8	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:25.8	Sing唱.
0:29.8	Sing唱.
0:31.8	Sing唱.
0:33.8	Sing唱.
0:35.8	Sing唱.
0:37.8	Sing唱.
0:39.8	Sing唱.
0:41.8	He's gonna wanna fuck with my mind.
0:43.8	But she gotta have a career.
0:45.8	Ambition.
0:47.8	He gotta send her flowers on the Tuesday.
0:51.8	Nowadays I be like, oh hell not pit.
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