Welcome back. For the piss segment. They know how this goes. We hope you picked up some

bargains in our own God what now yardsail. Let's have a couple more modest proposals for

how our hard-lit listeners can save money and all strictly with a complain of course.

It is Alex's turn. So bear with me. Roadkill is not only free but plentiful, organic, lean.

And I mean if you can't afford a predialty why not enjoy a nice badger, letterscentamato

sandwich. Headshocks make very good canopies and the cocktail stick is pre-attached. Did you

beloved pet get run over? Waste not, want not, no? I feel I've lost the audience now.

It gives an evening into doggy bang but...

Yeah well that was fairly revolting. I've got something possibly even more revolting

although do you think about it. So compost. I'd love it if you stopped there. Not sure it's edible.

It's no, it's not. But it is quite expensive and you know you have to drive to the garden

centre to get it and that's not very environmentally friendly. Let's face it, it's hard to

haul about, it's a pain. Why not? Given that compost is basically just broken down,

manure, really, with a few extras. Why not hang out around your local sewage outfall?

Because as we know there are many water companies in this country who are only too happy to

give away the waste that we all produce on our behalf and put it in places where we would

frankly rather not go, you know, seize rivers. Why not bring your bags down to the sewage

outfall, get the companies to tell you what is going to happen and wait there and you know

hey presto you've got your free compost substitute. Hey presto. Don't tell me it's a shit idea.

When Ross invites you around to see her prize marrows. Just think, think before you anyway.

Okay, now continuing our Tory heavy live show, who will end up taking back control of the

Conservative Party after the general election. They'll need to be ambitious, keen to reshape the

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