Hello, I'm Andrew Harrison, welcome to Oh God What Now.

Will we guarantee no succession finale spoilers?

We are saving them all for a special one-off mini cast, which will be with you very soon,

plastered with warnings, so don't listen to it unless you've seen the show.

But in the meantime, the main program.

This time, the cabinet office is locked in a battle with the COVID inquiry of a Boris

Johnson's unredacted WhatsApp messages, diaries and notebooks, which are totally private

and confidential and you should be ashamed of yourself for wanting to look at them.

Should ministers expect a bit of privacy?

Is COVID rising from the dead?

And who will rid the Conservatives of this troublesome former Prime Minister?

Plus, wherein the world is Jeremy Hunt, he was brought in as a safe pair of hands, but

inflation is stubbornly refusing to fall as planned.

Interest rates are still rising, and voters and Tory backbentures are restive.

Can the government eke out the rest of its term on small boats and woke bashing when,

in fact, it's the economy soonak?

And of course, we'll have the escape routes that take our minds off the outfall from Britain's

political sewage pipes.

Let's meet today's panel.

Dr Seth Tevo is the author of Behind Closed Doors, the secret life of London Private

Members Clubs.

He's the best dressed chap on the Ogwyn team, and he's appearing at the Stoke Newington

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