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Feast of Fun: Gay Talk Show

Topher Payne: The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries

Feast of Fun: Gay Talk Show

Fausto Fernós

Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy, Tv Reviews, Documentary, Society & Culture

4.4831 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

One of the most divisive books in children’s literature is Shel Silverstein’s "The Giving Tree," the story of a dysfunctional relationship between a boy and a sentient apple tree who gives him everything she has, from her apples and leaves to her branches and trunk, until all that's left is a stump.

Meant as a parable of unconditional love, writer Topher Payne thought our doomed pair needed a better ending to their sad story. He wrote "The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries," where the tree learns to say no and lives a long, happy life because of it.

Today, playwright and Hallmark screenwriter Topher Payne joins us to revisit "The Giving Tree" and other classic children's books with questionable moral compasses, and to explore what happens when we give these stories the therapy they clearly need.

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Plus– Topher takes us behind the scenes of his films with the Hallmark Channel, where the snow is always falling, the cookies are always warm, and love is just one conveniently timed misunderstanding away.

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One of the most divisive books in children's literature is Shell Silverstein's The Giving Tree,

0:09.5

the story of a dysfunctional relationship between a boy and a sentient apple tree who gives him

0:16.1

everything she had, from her apples and leaves to her branches and trunk until all that's left

0:22.5

is a stump.

0:24.0

Met as a parable of unconditional love, writer Tofer Payne thought our doomed pair needed a better

0:30.8

ending to their sad story and wrote The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries, where the tree learns

0:36.5

to say no and lives a long, happy life

0:39.3

because of it. Today, playwright and hallmark screenwriter Tofer Payne joins us to revisit The Giving

0:46.0

Tree and other classic children's books with questionable moral compasses, and to explore what

0:51.7

happens when we give these stories the therapy they clearly need.

0:56.0

Plus, Tofer takes us behind the scenes of his films with the Hallmark Channel, where the

1:00.0

snow is always falling, the cookies are always warm, and love is just one conveniently timed

1:05.4

misunderstanding away.

1:07.0

I'm Faustafurnos.

1:08.0

I'm Mark Fillion.

1:09.0

And this is Feast of Fun.

1:12.9

Before we begin, I want to read for you an excerpt of Tofer Paine's revised alternate ending to Shell Silverstein's The Giving Tree, titled The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries.

1:29.3

I am too busy to climb trees, said the boy.

1:33.3

I want a house to keep me warm.

1:35.3

He said, I want a wife.

1:37.3

I want children.

1:38.3

And so I need a house.

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