TopChef: Dial M for Malarkey
Watch What Crappens
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2020
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
On a supersized Top Chef, the cheftestants must navigate through a Quick Fire with only the help of their loved ones and a shoddy connection from Metro PCS. Then it's off to the mall to hawk some branded items, but not before Malarkey reveals his chef rankings for the season. Our blood... is boiling.
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| 0:00.0 | Gabrielle Union strived for the perfection her father always demanded, but as a dark-skinned |
| 0:05.1 | black girl, she never felt like she was enough. |
| 0:07.9 | In our new series, Gabrielle Union, bigger, better, better, we'll tell you how she learned |
| 0:12.4 | to embrace the things that scared her and let go of her need to be perfect. |
| 0:16.1 | Listen to even the rich on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to Watcher Crapins, a podcast about all that crap we just love to watch |
| 0:57.1 | on Bravo. |
| 0:58.1 | I'm Ben Mandelker of The Real Housewords of Kitchen Island. |
| 1:01.7 | New episode is up. |
| 1:02.7 | It's on YouTube, but I also put it on the full episode on IGTV on my Instagram account. |
| 1:07.0 | So go check that out because it's fun. |
| 1:10.2 | And also joining me is the wonderful and amazing Ronnie Caram of the Rose Pricks Bachelor's |
| 1:15.8 | Podcast. |
| 1:16.8 | What's going on Ronnie? |
| 1:17.8 | What happened? |
| 1:18.8 | Did you have a restful weekend? |
| 1:22.3 | I did. |
| 1:23.3 | I had an amazing weekend. |
| 1:54.3 | I spent a lot of the weekend playing Animal Crossing. |
| 2:00.6 | Unlike you, I'm not doing anything to enhance my life beyond the activity that I'm doing. |
| 2:07.3 | So you just sit a cartoon. |
| 2:09.7 | Well, that's the other thing. |
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