Top Titty Meat (w/ Michelle Buteau, Josh Johnson, and Jordan Carlos)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Michelle Buteau (First Wives Club, Clerks III), Josh Johnson (The Daily Show, Hashtag), and Jordan Carlos (Everything Is Trash, The Drew Barrymore Show) to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Michelle’s cab fun is hampered by the wrong gum, and she makes a fetish ditch that leads to an upgrade switch, Josh goes mini golf cruising with a maximum bruiser, and Jordan tells us about the fender bender that was a prom night upender. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it. Tickets for Michelle Buteau’s upcoming tour Full Heart, Tight Jeans can be found at michellebuteau.org. Jordan Carlos co-hosts the podcast Adulting with Michelle, and his tour dates are available at jordancarloscomic.com. Josh Johnson hosts the podcast The Josh Johnson Show, and his stand-up dates are available at joshjohnsoncomedy.com.

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0:00.0	I think right now I'm putting out a vibe that is not my most fun.
0:04.7	Mm-hmm.
0:07.0	Thank you for bringing your best energy to my podcast today, Jones.
0:10.4	Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:13.5	Bad dates.
0:24.3	Bad dates.
0:25.3	Michelle Jordan and Josh Hello and welcome to Bad dates.
0:28.7	How are you guys?
0:30.1	Oh my god.
0:30.8	What a loaded question.
0:31.8	How am I?
0:32.5	I can't find my belly button.
0:33.6	I never could.
0:34.3	I'm doing well.
0:38.8	Maintain it.
0:39.6	Everyone else been okay,
0:40.8	locating all of their body parts?
0:43.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:44.6	I newly, I newly haven't any actually.
0:47.2	So I'm good.
0:48.0	Thank you so much for caring.
0:50.0	Congratulations.
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