Asslighting (w/ Tim Baltz, Milana Vayntrub, and Ali Lu)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Tim Baltz (The Righteous Gemstones, Bajillion Dollar Propertie$), Milana Vayntrub (This Is Us, Werewolves Within), and Ali Lu (Crowd Sourced Sketch Show) to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Tim’s fantasy French engagement becomes purging with no abatement, Milana’s pre-game groove finds her marooned in the powder room, and Ali’s date goes from doc to dog, and somehow gets worse. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it. Find Tim Baltz on Twitter @tim_baltz, or Instagram @tim.baltz. Milana Vayntrub is @mintmilana on Instagram. Ali Lu is @aluzer on Instagram, and @alilucomedy on Twitter.

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0:00.0	it took me a while to kind of join the dating scene,
0:03.2	you know, and our household wasn't exactly one
0:05.6	that kind of was like, so, who'd you talk to today?
0:07.8	Did you pass me?
0:08.5	No, it's, do you have a girlfriend, you know?
0:10.4	We just weren't really like that,
0:11.6	so I was a bit of a late bloomer,
0:13.0	kind of the Scotty Pippin of dating.
0:15.6	Was it?
0:16.6	But was it like the opposite?
0:18.9	Was it like a shame subject?
0:20.8	Because I grew up in a South Asian household,
0:23.2	but my brother and I would as soon have died
0:25.8	before telling anyone in our home that we had a crush.
0:29.0	I think it was a bit that my mother is from Northern France
0:32.3	and I grew up Catholic,
0:33.5	so there was a lot of Vatican I themes in our house.
0:36.7	And I would go to other people's houses,
0:40.7	I'd be like, wow, this is a Vatican II household.
0:43.6	Yeah.
0:45.0	Bad dates.
0:56.0	Bad dates.
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