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🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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➤ FOLLOW OUR NEW YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@AlmostSeriousTV ➤ DESCRIPTION: Javier Milei, president of Argentina, recently delivered a BOMBSHELL revelation - is it possible that a certain Austrian painter, lesser known for his political endeavors, escaped his home country to take shelter in ARGENTINA?! This has widely been a “conspiracy theory” that’s floated around the internet for some time - but as they say: the difference between “conspiracy theory” and conspiracy “fact” is j...

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0:00.0	Shocking news just got released at the gatewaypunit.com. Apparently, experts have been lying about World War II.
0:06.9	Shockingly enough, CIA analysis of the HVCA-2592 suggests that Hitler actually survived World War II,
0:14.9	lived in Colombia, and possibly Argentina. I guess they say the big booty Latinas are the weakness of the white man after all.
0:23.5	It looks like the third right continued living in the third Raquita down there in the mountains.
0:29.1	This sort of shatters all of our previously known information about what happened in World War II and begs the question, who really won World War II?
0:36.8	Who really lost it? And what the hell is going on? The CIA is lying to us? I'm shocked. My name's Elijah Schaefer. It is approximately 8 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States. We are on Black People Time, so it's just around there. We have a great show for you guys tonight. We're talking about this. Plus, the Daily Wire continues to unravel and fall apart. Black people are behaving like they do, which of course is nothing but good things
0:59.2	to say about them, right? And so many more insane and crazy videos. We've got a great show. Let's start
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1:52.0	All right.
1:57.0	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and boys, we've got a great show for you today. Unfortunately, the money just dropped. So I just want to clarify, Hitler did die in World War II. He was shot in the head. He was a drug addict. And it's all the truth. It's going to find me out there very, very soon saying those things. Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer. You can follow me on X at Elijah Schaefer. I'm joined in the studio by my amazing co-st tonight. Michael Hennessy of Snowflake underscore News. Welcome back to the show. Hey, happy to be here, man. Happy to be here. Surprisingly, all the stuff they told us about World War II is a lie. Big shocker for everybody, I guess, but not really. No, not really at all.
2:38.0	And, uh, all the stuff they told us about World War II is a lie. Big shocker for everybody, I guess, but not really.
2:36.5	No, not really at all.
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