Thank you for that intro there. Mr. Hennessy. We got a great show for you guys today here on Nightly Offensive, the Best Words Show on the Internet. We actually started on time. Can we give some round of applause for that, please? Yes. No confetti? Come on. I need the love. Oh, it's always an early explosion when it comes to Mr. Mendoza over there. He pops early, as they always say. Like I said, my name's Elijah Schaefer. This is really going a long time. That's crazy. I just got back from L.A., so this is why I'm dressed like this. But, you know, we've had a crazy week. You know, it's a boring day when the top trending tweets on the internet are that

Donald Trump and his administration are using the Signal app. But I remind you that that is a

secure text messaging app that has only been hacked as so far by the NSA. So I don't think

the U.S. government has any problems running on an app that they only know how to hack. Plus,

the new Snow White movie completely bombed. We're going talk about how they snuck black people into 16th century Germany. It looks like those boats have been crossing longer than we thought. Plus, on top of that, a man got arrested for trying to kill a guy who tried to molest his son or molested his son and he's going to prison to hell with that right

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Thank you for that. You always know the interns in the

house when we get the horns going on. Uh, speaking of that, I'd like to introduce the cast for today.

On my right, the one the only creator and founder of Snowflake underscore news when he goes around.

He's so hot. The snowflakes melt. He told me to say this about him. The snowflakes melt and the libtards cry. He's drinking liberal tears tonight. Not cringe at all. Michael Hennessy of Snowflake News. Welcome back to the show. Hey, happy to be here, man. It took time to write that down, so I'm glad you actually went ahead and read it, so appreciate you. Yes. And as my two most enthusiastic

co-hosts, we're always happy to be on the show and give us their best performance every

single Tuesday and Thursday night. Starting on my left, he is the founder of a very popular drink

that is consumed in most of the Western Hemisphere.

Earl Grey, founder and creator of the popular tea, Earl Grey, both Loose Leaf and

Tea Bagged, which he loves as well. Welcome back to the show.

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