Top Dog, Charo & OMG Maria - 355-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2016

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

This is the type of thing denim was built for - the ultimate Momisode. If you're a HARD F'n CORE mommy you are in for a treat. Three of the most outrageous, hilarious and central people on this show are all in the episode and we had them IN studio. Sit back, relax and let the people who shaped Tommy Jeans entertain you by just being themselves. Plus we have Fat updates and much more!

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0:00.0	THURBIN
0:05.1	القصBUelujah
0:07.3	Welcome to Guacobulos
0:11.2	HogDI hum cumin
0:23.9	IMAPTI
0:26.8	Welcome to Yomptown
0:28.6	Yōng
0:29.5	あります
0:31.6	변
0:32.3	I'm full of your dreams, but I'm outside with your reddobs,
0:42.5	She'll live your whole life blind, Bikes, X-Dat, Brown talk,
0:46.5	You've had to wipe down dope as the take-dress and her damn mommy's with the crown.
0:51.1	Oh wipe down, or is it wipe, but oh my god, seriously,
0:55.6	I'll wrap the sail a shot, oh yeah, and that's good, then I'll be shot,
1:01.0	You've lost them at T-28 inch rim, I'd say fior, be shining man,
1:05.5	I'm yes, why, who's part of wasn't the human, all I know, Bikes,
1:10.5	Hey buddy, guess where this man at be talk,
1:13.8	Dole is spreading knowledge, all about the shit,
1:17.0	Mommy, T and Mommy see, likes another girl,
1:19.5	There's guests watching clips and talking shit,
1:21.5	that mommy is their best, but I want to say this once before the show, man,
1:25.9	Mommy's for life, fuck me, and I'll drop, go.
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