356-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2016

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

This week the mommies find Christina's dad on Instagram having a dance-off in Ibiza, review some fan-made websites, discuss the order of sushi they couldn't beat, and learn how to become bad boys

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0:00.0	I'm just pulled with like a love affair
0:05.0	I run LA basically south of the town
0:09.0	Fingert sandwiches, pets all the time
0:14.0	Balls licked, get some barbecue
0:18.0	I'm the old goddamn day
0:21.0	I'm burning shit south of the town
0:23.0	Ten times 10 when you're ass on me
0:25.0	From the hundreds black with barbed-baka
0:27.0	I'm a wild animal, I stab you in your sleep
0:30.0	Get your ass out my face
0:32.0	Respect my privacy, don't feel nothin'
0:35.0	I get what I need, I'm a wheel, I'm a little safer
0:38.0	Gas on your teeth, I bit outside
0:40.0	You ain't shit, I piss and shit
0:42.0	Well I want you better not forget that kind of damn y'all
0:45.0	Let's do it, let's do it
0:47.0	I'm a wild animal, I stab you in your sleep
0:50.0	Get your ass out my face, respect my privacy
0:52.0	Don't feel nothin' I get what I need
0:55.0	I'm a wild animal, I stab you in your sleep
0:58.0	You ain't shit, I piss and shit
1:01.0	Well I don't feel nothin' I get what I need
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