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🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0	How's London town, Zach? Jolly.
0:04.0	Yeah.
0:04.4	It's jolly.
0:05.2	What do you do?
0:06.4	You go on these trips and I always say to myself, what is he actually spending his time doing?
0:11.9	Having a wank.
0:13.3	Having a wink.
0:15.1	I just go like a different countries.
0:17.2	Take a wank.
0:18.3	What do you do when you travel?
0:20.6	What do you do in Miami?
0:23.6	I'm tugging on that hog like there's no tomorrow.
0:28.3	They spell hog with a with a you though, H-O-U-G.
0:32.5	Well, it's Miami, so we got a little accent over the O.
0:35.5	Yeah, you guys got the accent, yeah.
0:36.7	Hoog.
0:37.3	Hoog. Yeah. so we got a little accent over the oh yeah you guys got the accent yeah hug hug yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
0:42.1	yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah. Very. Yeah. Very. Like very even by my standards. Why do you feel the need to lie? Why do you feel the need to say, oh, I'm not going to be a laptop and traffic's too bad. No. We know you're shit-faced. No, no. I was, here's the thing. I was at Seoul House and I was shit-paced And I was like, oh, it's almost time to leave.
1:14.2	All right, let me get my shit together.
1:15.8	Looked at the Uber and like fucking nothing but bright red lines across the causeway.
1:22.3	So I'm not going to get there to like 7.45.
1:26.8	No, that's what I said. I said the traffic's crazy. And so we got to push it tomorrow. That's a I said I said the traffic's crazy and so we got to push you
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