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🗓️ 31 July 2025
⏱️ 117 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Some people think investing is a test of endurance. |
| 0:04.9 | But when you invest £100,000 or more with HSBC UK, |
| 0:08.9 | you have access to our network of advisors, |
| 0:11.2 | who will make it feel less like a marathon you haven't trained for, |
| 0:13.8 | and more like a 5K that's just your speed. |
| 0:16.0 | Because investing isn't a struggle when we're here to help. |
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| 0:20.7 | HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity. |
| 0:23.9 | Capital at risk, HSBC UK current account holders only £100,000 investments or savings required for the advice service, eligibility and fees apply. |
| 0:30.7 | Christian Bale was preparing for his role in American Psycho, dressing the part, hitting the gym for the first time in his life. |
| 0:38.4 | Even getting his teeth redone. |
| 0:39.8 | There was just one problem. |
| 0:41.9 | He didn't actually have the part. |
| 0:44.2 | Leonardo DiCaprio did. |
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| 1:01.8 | Hey, I'm Arne Neekam from the fully improvised comedy podcast. Hello from the Magic |
| 1:06.4 | Tavern. I'm here with my co-hosts, John the Talking Badger, Bing Bong, and Yucinor the Wizard. |
| 1:11.9 | I greet the listeners. |
| 1:13.9 | Look, I'm trapped in the magical land of Foon. |
| 1:16.7 | So I started a podcast interviewing elves, unicorns, and other weirdos. |
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